[That definitely sounds like a very Hijiri place to live.]

Geez, you're not a very good conversationalist. Don't you know a good talk pairs with food like wine does?

[He's missing out on so much by being so stilted!!]

A-ny-way, I think salty things are nice! You look like the kinda guy who might like stuff that you could describe with words like "tart" or "savory", though.