sharplydressed: (what's the haps youth)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-05 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, why would Hijiri ever want to forget one of his nicknames!!

...On second thought, it's probably best not to go there again.]


Nothing, nothing. So! What part's your favorite so far?
sharplydressed: (sooo?)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-05 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[PLEASE FORGET HIJIRIN.]

Good pick, good pick. I like that one a lot, too.

[Fortunately, he's only partially using this as a springboard to get away from the near-remembrance of bad nicknames there... He's pretty interested in The Official Foodie's opinion here.]

What kinda things do you usually like, anyway?
sharplydressed: (judging you for your fashion choices)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-06 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[That definitely sounds like a very Hijiri place to live.]

Geez, you're not a very good conversationalist. Don't you know a good talk pairs with food like wine does?

[He's missing out on so much by being so stilted!!]

A-ny-way, I think salty things are nice! You look like the kinda guy who might like stuff that you could describe with words like "tart" or "savory", though.
sharplydressed: (cool story)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-10 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
What a dull guy.

[NEEDLESSLY SAVAGE!! He doesn't need any of his food to be seasoned, he can just supply his own bitterness.

But Kashuu at least kind of tries to be a little quiet after that... More or less... Yeah that lasts all of five seconds, until the next round is set out.]


How would you describe this, then?
sharplydressed: (longing)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-13 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[this tag skittered away from me--

BUT!! Kashuu will take a piece too, and it honestly really is so good that even he shuts up for a little bit. A miracle.]


Geez, it really is melt-in-your-mouth, huh? It's been a super long time since I've had something this nice.

[By no fault of the people who do the cooking in his life. They do their best... But man, nothing lives up to expertly-prepared sushi and sashimi of the finest grade.]
sharplydressed: (it's like this)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-14 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
[And so the meal progresses quietly and peacefully with Kashuu actually allowing Hijiri to be a hipster and enjoy his meal in silence.

In an ideal alternate reality, maybe.]


You know, I really am curious about what your favorite flavors are.

[At least he waits until there's a break between courses...]
sharplydressed: (party planners)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[HE IS SUCH A HIPSTER. It takes all of Kashuu's meager self-control to resist making another "haha nickname" joke, but he does.]

Huh... So, what's the best thing you've had that you'd consider a typical meal?

[He's really curious about just how high-brow Hijiri's tastes are even among the more common foods...]
sharplydressed: (peering in)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-17 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Huh... So even a mega-foodie like you enjoys the good traditional stuff? It's a little surprising.

[Not even he's sure why?! His mental image of Hijiri led him to believe the guy might only eat caviar or something, based on the rumors going around. But no, that's a very down-to-earth answer...]

I guess it's hard to beat things like that, though.
sharplydressed: (what's the haps youth)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-19 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Mm... Just how much of a stickler for rules are you?

[This is going somewhere food-related, miraculously. But for now, Kashuu just throws that question out there without any real explanation...]
sharplydressed: (detective kashuu is on the case)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Weeell, let's say I could take you to the place that hands-down has the best traditional meals you'll ever find anywhere ever, pretty much. But that place is, um... Kind of hard to get to. Exclusive, you know?

[THIS ISN'T GREAT ELABORATION.]
sharplydressed: (puts on my thinking cap)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-20 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, HE'S NOT GOOD AT EXPLAINING THINGS.]

I'm saying that it's so exclusive getting into it might be breaking a few rules. Probably not on your side of things, at least.

[And he breaks rules on his side all the time, as evidenced by his dumb ass being here.]
sharplydressed: (actually 5)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! I'm doing my best here.

[The sad part is, that's not entirely untrue. He's just awful... at explaining things... In general, but especially when he's trying to be vague or covert at the same time.]

Baaasically I could get you some great food from two hundred years ago, is what I'm saying.
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-01-23 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds bad when you put it like that.

[IT IS BAD.]

But the most important part is just to not change anything while you're back there, so as long as you don't go stealing stuff or telling people future secrets, it should be fine!

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