[Manicures are a great way to drain tension out of a room (if you like them as much as this nerd, anyway) and he immediately looks more at ease. War is awful, but taking the time out to do things like this is pretty dang important for various reasons. That's something he could absolutely agree with.]

That's a good thing, anyway! I mean, once you win and all, you'll have your picture stuck in every history book, yeah? So it's waaay better if all the pictures people remember you by are the super cute ones.

[A SAGE NOD... Who wants to be remembered by a bad historical portrait?? No one who understands the importance of a fresh and fantastic set of nails, he's sure.]