CALL ME OUT: i'm in psl hell edition

[majinken]

MINAKO ARISATO
persona 3

GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.

orphean

AKIRA KURUSU
persona 5

THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit

jokered

STAHN AILERON
tales of destiny

A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.

majinken

HAROLD BERSELIUS
tales of destiny 2

The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.

probings

all others are lower priority, but available upon request!

Comments

[probings]

[it's not her problem if he interpreted it that way.]

Nothing in life comes for free, right?

[though honestly, she actually isn't really looking for a direct exchange or free, even if she doesn't say as much.]

[purrtagonist]

[ha. he actually smiles at that, a bit lopsided, a bit wry. but he totally knows how the world works]

It never has.

[a hum]

Do you have a price in mind?

[probings]

[well, at least he knows that much, it helps.]

Of course I do! You could say I've come up with at least twelve different prices I could charge.

[purrtagonist]

[. . . HAROLD. . .]

I don't know if I should be concerned that you're already prepared for this or not.

[probings]

A genius always thinks of the conclusions in a hurry, hurry! There's no time to waste when you're as busy as I am!

[she's just like this, it's fine.]

[purrtagonist]

[so he is learning]

Start with number one, and we can see how far down the list we get.

[HE'S GONNA VETO ANYTHING TOO CRAZY]

[probings]

[she's now intentionally going to mess with him.]

You could make a donation of your time to my latest invention! ♪

[purrtagonist]

[HAROLD PLZ]

. . .

That'd require knowing what your latest invention is.

[probings]

It's a type of sword.

[huh.]

No slicing and dicing necessary.

[not that it rules out anything else questionable, which is probably... obvious. she's messing with him, it's fine.]

[purrtagonist]

[STILL DUBIOUS]

[and he pats the dagger at his waist]

I'm more of a knife kind of guy, if you haven't noticed.