006 ☀ Hijiri Sakuma, Kashuu Kiyomitsu

[hijirin]

Comments

[sharplydressed]

It sounds bad when you put it like that.

[IT IS BAD.]

But the most important part is just to not change anything while you're back there, so as long as you don't go stealing stuff or telling people future secrets, it should be fine!

[hijirin]

It sounds bad because it is bad. I would never dream of interfering with the past, but you shouldn't even be considering it, either!

[didn't you ever see back to the future, bro]

[sharplydressed]

Hey! I don't interfere with the past. That'd be like, against my job description.

[And other various Ominous Things, blah blah, time travel. Time travel. It's complicated and he still doesn't understand much of it, but he at least knows it's safe enough to go back for a meal or to buy something cute, even though that is totally not what time travel is meant to be used for.

IT'S FINE.]

If you don't wanna come, I guess I can just bring something to you...

[hijirin]

I believe by moving through time or dimensions at all, you're already interfering.

[duh???? why are you like this, kashuu. so infuriating!!!

and yet.

he still doesn't seem to be refusing this interesting food? what a punk.]

[sharplydressed]

[HE COULD MAKE THIS SO MUCH EASIER FOR BOTH OF THEM BY JUST AGREEING but no. No, he's gotta scold first. Kashuu frowns, but he is Undeterred™ as usual, at least...]

Look, everything is fine here, right? You don't count since you're already mixed up in weird spirit stuff, but I don't talk to normal humans about this stuff, so it all turns out okay.

[hijirin]

And if you had run into this dimension's version of yourself?

[why is hijiri like this, we just don't know.]

[sharplydressed]

[It's because he's actually the tsukumogami of a wet blanket.]

Then I would've ditched, obviously! Or made up some story. I'm pretty good at those.

[Somehow?! He's better at making up bizarre half-truths than he is at explaining actual full truths...]