[Thug 1 and Thug 2, the new Dr. Seuss story ft. swords.]

D'you think so? [Peering at his own ice cream...] I don't think eating too much ice cream has ever made me sick, but maybe I just haven't been eating enough.

[AND HE'S KEEPING IT THAT WAY. The last thing he wants is to test the limits of his fakey fake human body.]