CALL ME OUT: i'm in psl hell edition

[majinken]

MINAKO ARISATO
persona 3

GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.

orphean

AKIRA KURUSU
persona 5

THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit

jokered

STAHN AILERON
tales of destiny

A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.

majinken

HAROLD BERSELIUS
tales of destiny 2

The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.

probings

all others are lower priority, but available upon request!

Comments

[orphean]

The school is on Port Island! And a lot of people were probably still at their clubs, but our school isn't the biggest, since it's a private school.

[enrollment-wise, at least. gekkoukan is definitely a massive school campus.]

Most of the students probably didn't filter into the station from the monorail until after you were gone, that's all!

[purrtagonist]

Oh. . . huh.

[meanwhile, Akira over here, a member of the "go home club," his favorite school activity]

What's it called? I'm not super familiar with all the schools in the surrounding areas yet.

[orphean]

[get on her level, akira. join all the clubs, make all the friends!

except probably don't because the kids at shujin suck.]

Gekkoukan High School! You're not going to use this information to just show up outside my school gate and try to charm me, are you?

[purrtagonist]

[oh my god. SNORTS]

You caught me. I was going to make a sign and hang it on your classroom door.

"Please call me, Vending Machine-san. xoxox Spy Kid-san."

[OBVIOUSLY HE IS JOKING]

[orphean]

You might have to work on your differentiating "charming" and "creepy."

Standing outside the school gate with a boombox blasting a good song might be a slightly less weird start.

[she's helping.]

[purrtagonist]

[SHE'S. . . HELPING]

You mean you WOULDN'T find a complete stranger trying to serenade you right outside your school gates creepy?

[orphean]

Serenading outside the gate is way less creepy than coming into the school and finding my classroom to hang a sign on it.

[purrtagonist]

That's true. But "way less creepy" doesn't mean "not creepy at all."

[JUST SAYING]

[orphean]

But it's also more charming that way. You have to look at it on that scale!

[purrtagonist]

I see. . . so if the charming quotient outweighs the creepy quotient, it's still socially acceptable.

[#mathematics]

Still, I think I'll stick to simply meeting up for coffee for now.

[orphean]

That's probably a safer bet. I probably won't have to label you as a creep that way...

[purrtagonist]

[s-snort]

And that's probably better for the both of us.

[orphean]

Probably. I don't think I want to make friends with
a bonafide creep!

[junpei is enough of a headache sometimes, even if she loves him.]

[purrtagonist]

[Ryuji will soon be the same way, they can both Suffer for the people they love]

Believe me. You definitely don't.

[orphean]

Yeah, no kidding! Not that a creep would get away with it! I'd totally kick his ass!

[probably. maybe, if she can. she'll at least scare the crap out of them, but she's...

definitely gotten in over her head more than once because of that attitude.]

[purrtagonist]

Of course you would, and as you should. A proper ass-kicking is the only way to deal with a bonafide creep, anyway.

[ENCOURAGES THIS BEHAVIOR TBH]

[orphean]

At least you know it! There's really no better way!

[she can't be stopped, anyway.]

[purrtagonist]

[he'd never want to stop her in the first place!1]

All the more reason to keep my own creeper quotient at zero.

[orphean]

[well, that's good.]

I think that sounds like a pretty ideal way to live!
I'll cheer you on, Akira-san!

[purrtagonist]

[. . . SNORT]

Thanks. I think?

[is. is it a compliment when a girl tells you that they'll cheer you on in your efforts to not be creepy? probably not. but this conversation is already weird so he's ROLLING WITH IT]

[also it's at this point that Ryuji elbows Akira in the side, giving him an indignant look as he does so. the hell, man! you've been staring at your phone ever since we got on the train to Shibuya. do you want me to keep kicking your ass in gun about, because i sure don't mind if that's how you wanna play]

[Akira quickly apologizes and then waves him off, but yeah, it's probably a LITTLE rude to constantly text while you're hanging out with someone]

I think I have to go, though. Ryuji's getting jealous I'm not paying more attention to him.

[orphean]

[right. he was with someone, that would be pretty rude.]

I'm sure you'll always be Ryuji-san's number one, but make sure you give him a little extra love to compensate.

Catch you later, Akira-san!

[purrtagonist]

For compensation, I'll go easy on him in the next round of Gun About. Maybe I'll even let him win.

[AKIRA. . .]

LAter, Minako-san.