GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.
THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit
A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.
The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.
Do you need some kind of testimonial for that? I have someone to vouch for me.
[granted. that person is her... twin brother. who is very much so sane but also... always willing to stick up for her, even if he's the first to admit that she's a handful.]
[props her hands on her hips, chest puffed out proudly]
You may consider me the magnificently magical and marvelous mage of this millennium! The witch who sends dragons trembling at her feat, the villain known for haunting the dreams of even the bravest of men!
[with another twirl and an arc of her hand, there's a sudden flash of colorful light, accompanied by falling confetti and streamers and flying doves. MAGICAL]
Is that just because they have a hard time remembering Mazhigigika Miludin do Din Nolurun Dou?
[yeah.
though she does seem almost enthralled by the introduction, because it was kind of cute in a way; magilou's not very outwardly threatening to her and the boisterous manner has some charm.
so clearly. focusing on the important things here, like pointing out that most people are stupid.]
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[yeah.]
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[dramatic pointing!!]
If you want to study my comedic genius, you'll have to offer me some compensation.
[like. a warm room. food. things like that]
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[or maybe, it's just that there's no fun to it if she's not alive. that would just be an autopsy, corpses are no fun.
still...]
Is a warm place to sleep and food in your belly not enough compensation for invading a military base at wartime?
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[kira kira]
But also, I'll need a guarantee that I'll get it all back in the same condition as before.
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[just saying.]
Do you need some kind of testimonial for that? I have someone to vouch for me.
[granted. that person is her... twin brother. who is very much so sane but also... always willing to stick up for her, even if he's the first to admit that she's a handful.]
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[Magilou!!]
No, your simple word will do for the time being. I do reserve the right to retract that if I find things get a little too sketchy, though.
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But let's get one thing straight.
[oh?]
They pay me for my genius, not the other way around! ♪
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Hey, that's what they call good business. I can't help but admire it.
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[she's also just. so confident.]
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But now that our contract is sealed! Might you lead me to this warm food I've been promised?
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[she will, but she has to be an asspain first, as these mages do.]
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[is she waiting for Magilou to say "please"]
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Please.
[absolutely said facetiously[
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[equally facetious, honestly.]
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[yes]
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Oho, that's right. My fabulous introduction was interrupted by the freezing winds earlier. I'll have to do a redo!
[claps her hands together and spins around]
Buckle up, my pinkish friend, because you're in for a ride!
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[a curious eyebrow arch at that.
well.
she is intrigued, even if she doesn't expect to be impressed. but she plays along easily enough.]
Do tell, do tell! ♪
1/I'M NOT SURE. . .
You may consider me the magnificently magical and marvelous mage of this millennium! The witch who sends dragons trembling at her feat, the villain known for haunting the dreams of even the bravest of men!
It is I! I am the one, the only--
2/3 okay better than i thought it'd be
Mazhigigika Miludin do Din Nolurun Dou!
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[yeah.
though she does seem almost enthralled by the introduction, because it was kind of cute in a way; magilou's not very outwardly threatening to her and the boisterous manner has some charm.
so clearly. focusing on the important things here, like pointing out that most people are stupid.]
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