CALL ME OUT: i'm in psl hell edition

[majinken]

MINAKO ARISATO
persona 3

GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.

orphean

AKIRA KURUSU
persona 5

THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit

jokered

STAHN AILERON
tales of destiny

A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.

majinken

HAROLD BERSELIUS
tales of destiny 2

The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.

probings

all others are lower priority, but available upon request!

Comments

[sharplydressed]

[WELL, DANG... If she's really that confident, he's sure he could finagle something with the Generic Time Government so he doesn't get completely blasted for bringing unrelated people onto the base.]

I mean, I totally won't say no if you think you can do it that easy and it's not really making you go outta your way or anything. Government resources are kinda, mm... thin? So repairs sometimes take a while, where I'm from.

[Because the human population is apparently in such a decline that they needed to turn to sword warriors for an army in the first place...]

[probings]

Well, that's the difference between a genius like me and all other people! ♥

[she gets what he's saying.

but she's also pretty goddamn confident in her own abilities and really has no qualms with pointing out that she is smart and capable of doing what other couldn't.]

[sharplydressed]

Hey, you should teach me to say things like that and still be cute while I'm doing it too, y'know? That's a really delicate art!

[HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A BIG HEAD WHEN HE BOASTS. Tragic, honestly. The tragedy of not being a mega-cute pink haired character.]

[probings]

I wonder... I'm not sure cuteness like this can just be taught!

[she's... just like this.]

[sharplydressed]

Eh? A natural-born talent, huh... You're really lucky, then!

[Don't humor her, Kashuu...]

[probings]

Oh, I don't know... it seems like you've got potential! Maybe not as much as me, but that's alright.

[look. she can't say shit for his intelligence, but his aesthetic is on point. it counts for something.]

[sharplydressed]

[What he lacks in genius he makes up for in the ability to run in heels...]

I'll settle for that! I'm always looking for ways to improve on my cuteness though, so any tips always help, y'know?

[probings]

Hm... I might have to think about that. Normally I'd say brighter colors, but I don't think that look would work as well for you...

[sharplydressed]

Yeah, bright colors don't really get along with me well... I mean, not that I can't pull 'em off because I definitely can.

[SO HE SAYS and yet despite claiming that "cute" is his aesthetic, it definitely leans 100% more toward sleek and stylish...]

[probings]

But if you don't like wearing them, it'll show—and that's definitely not cute at all!

[she won't try to make him wear her mish-mash of colors, it's fine.]

[sharplydressed]

[He'll never be a jrpg hero like this!!]

Hmm... But you can pretty much make anything work if you pretend you have the confidence for it, right?

[probings]

When it comes to being cute, probably! That doesn't work for everything, though.

[that's vague.]

[sharplydressed]

Eh, I guess that's true. You can't pretend to have the confidence of a prodigy swordsman or something.

[What a very Sword™ example.]

[probings]

That sounds like a fast track to death! ♪

[oh my god, harold. why do you say that so... brightly...]

[sharplydressed]

[AND YET HERE HE IS just nodding along like that's a normal reaction to that kind of subject...]

Right? There are totally some people who've died 'cause they can't stop bragging. It's really sad, y'know?