CALL ME OUT: i'm in psl hell edition

[majinken]

MINAKO ARISATO
persona 3

GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.

orphean

AKIRA KURUSU
persona 5

THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit

jokered

STAHN AILERON
tales of destiny

A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.

majinken

HAROLD BERSELIUS
tales of destiny 2

The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.

probings

all others are lower priority, but available upon request!

Comments

[purrtagonist]

[. . . PFFFT]

Yup. It's official Tokyo boy slang and everything. You haven't heard of it yet because you haven't read the manual.

[what manual. . .]

[orphean]

Nobody ever sent me a manual. I guess because I'm not a Tokyo boy...

[nailed it.]

[purrtagonist]

I'd offer to let you borrow it, but doing so just miiiight be violating the terms and conditions.

[his mouth twitches, but he's trying so hard to keep a straight face]

[orphean]

[she'll keep a straight face instead.]

Maybe I'll just disguise myself really well and see if I can snag one for myself, then.

[purrtagonist]

[will this conversation ever get back on track]

What would you disguise yourself as?

[orphean]

A Tokyo boy, obviously!

[duh? pay attention, kurusu!]

[purrtagonist]

[omg. he snorts into his coffee again]

If you ever need pointers to perfect your cunning disguise, you have my number.

[orphean]

Ohh... are you a master of disguise, Akira-san?

[it's fine.]

[purrtagonist]

Less that, and more. . . your contact from the inside.

[wags his fingers at her]

[orphean]

That sounds so rebellious...!

[and yet she seems thrilled? it's fine.]

Now I'll definitely get all of those insider secrets!

[purrtagonist]

It'll add a little bit of excitement to your life.

[SHE DOES NOT NEED IT]

[he does not know this]

[orphean]

I guess my life would seem pretty unexcited compared to someone from Tokyo, huh?

[her life is definitely the furthest thing from boring.]

[purrtagonist]

Only if you consider having nine part-time jobs exciting.

[and also beating up shadows]

[and forging contracts with shady people on the edges of society]

[among other totally normal teenager things]

[orphean]

Well... I guess if you have nine part-time jobs, there's probably never any dull moments, right?

[nailed it!

yeah, she's not really sure that's it, but she's popping the last pastry in her mouth anyway. yum.]

[purrtagonist]

I. . . guess you could put it that way.

[he huffs a laugh, head tilting to the side as he watches that last pastry disappear]

Is it good, by the way?

[his coffee's almost gone too, come to think of it]

[orphean]

Oh...

[whoops. she definitely came off as a bit of a piggy, huh? a sheepish laugh follows as she ruffles the loose hair in her ponytail a bit.]

I guess I was hungrier than I thought!

[no, her appetite is just always like this, akira.]

[purrtagonist]

[no he just thinks it's cute. . .!]

Hey, that's fine. If it's good, why waste it?

[LIVE YOUR LIFE MINAKO, ENJOY YOUR PASTRIES]

[orphean]

[bless his soul, even though:]

Right! It's okay if it looks weird, though. I'm pretty used to it.

[purrtagonist]

Nah.

[not weird!!]

I'd call it impressive, actually. I only know one other person who can finish off a tray of pastries that fast by herself.

[bless Ann and her sweet tooth. also if this is impressive wait until he sees how much she can really eat]

[orphean]

I guess that means my unique talent has to be that I'm not limited to pastries then, right?

[even her other social links are often alarmed at her appetite, it's fine.]

I don't think most people would really call it impressive, though!

[purrtagonist]

. . .

[well now he's wondering how she'd fare against the Big Bang Burger challenge]

Most people probably can't recognize talent when they see it.

[orphean]

[she'd fair disgustingly well, in all honesty.]

Maybe that's what it is! I never really thought about it, everyone usually just seems so surprised.

[purrtagonist]

[HE WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPRESSED THEN]

. . . maybe your're just curbing some sort of pre-conceived expectation they have?

[he doesn't know, he isn't a mind reader]

[orphean]

Maybe! I don't know, I've never really thought about that, either.

[she just does... what she wants.]

[purrtagonist]

[a hum]

That's probably for the best. Just do what you want to do, and don't worry too much about what others think.

[life philosophies!!]