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open post ☀ stahn aileron
a: a lost boy;
stahn aileron, though, tends to handle things just a little differently when in a strange place. and he's definitely in a strange place right now. though he's been all over the world, none of the sights seem familiar.
so what stahn has to say at a time like this is "whenever in doubt, ask your sword!"
and so he does, holding up a rather old, but ornate sword in front of him. the blade is pointed upward, and it's probably a bit strange. what is that guy doing?]
Hey, Dymlos... do you recognize this place? I think we might have made a wrong turn somewhere...
[the problem here is that very, very few beyond swordian masters can actually hear dymlos speak. those who are exceptionally spiritually inclined might, or those with a certain exceptional strength that could make them a potential master. those who don't posses that will definitely just see a weirdo blonde with a massive mullet talking to himself. those who do will hear a voice much deeper than stahn's responding.]
Something is amiss; I know we didn't make any wrong turns, but this isn't anywhere in Darilsheid.
[well, that seems like a problem.]
I thought so too. Maybe we should backtrack? Or do you think we should just ask around?
[someone help him before he ends up wandering into the abyss as nightfall sets...
or just call him out on talking to himself, it's fine.]
b: takoyaki;
or will be determined to make you one, unless you've done something truly deplorable like trying to destroy the world or killing his best friend or something.
but hey, part of the perks? food. which is why when stahn sees a takoyaki stand on the street, he's pretty immediately hype.]
Mmm, do you smell that? There's takoyaki nearby! [he... really likes takoyaki, it's fine.] Come on, come on, let's go share some, my treat! [there's no getting out of this.]
c: sleep;
congrats, you have now!
it could be literally anywhere. rooming together. on the street, while walking—the sky's the limit, because this boy can sleep anywhere, and waking him up...
well, there's a reason the aileron secret arte is calling "waking the dead" and requires slamming a ladle against a frying pan and shouting loudly. please though... try your luck? maybe eventually stahn will stop snoring and drooling.]
d. wildcard;
DIVES BACK IN LORD i was destroyed but now i have been reborn
You're a liiittle bit off there with the time. Geez, did you get any sleep at all?
[He's just kind of poking at Stahn's cheek while he talks, as if that'll help anything at all. Just another +1 to the annoying part of annoyingly persistent.]
We have shopping to do, you know!
but have i, or am i still deda
[that first question is probably never going to be answered. the truth is, kashuu? stahn slept through the night. but then he was waiting for kashuu and just dozed off.
""""dozed off"""
in stahn terms, at least.]
Shopping...? [wait for it...
waaaait for it...]
Oh! [that is when his eyes pop open. nailed... it...]
i cant believe ive been talking to alys ghost this whole time
Either way, he seems fine with letting his question go unanswered since clearly there are other things to focus on now! Like their Great Shopping Trip.]
Good, good! You look more awake now. It'd be awful if I had to carry you around the shopping center 'cause you passed out again or something.
i'm very spoopy like that, can't you tell
I'll be fine! I'm awake now, I probably won't fall asleep while we're walking or anything.
[pr...obably....]
i should have known you were the true spoop all along TOO SPOOPY
Probably? Say it with a little more confidence than that! Geez...
[BUT WITH A SIGH he'll stand up, dust his knees off, and gesture in the direction of town.]
Let's go, already!
[Just apparently already forgetting about Stahn's beautiful new braids.]
the spoopmaster..................................... it me
which is not yet, apparently.
enjoy your small victories, kashuu!]
Ahaha, well... it's happened before, that's all.
[they can get moving, but it won't stop stahn from admitting that he has, in fact, fallen asleep while walking before.]
HANDS YOU YOUR DIPLOMA IN SPOOP
He sure is enjoying his small victories, though. Or he would be if he EVEN REMEMBERED THEM why is he like this.]
Seriously? How d'you even do that? Like, aren't there human body things in place that stop you guys from doing stuff that could end up hurting you?
[Then again, sleepwalking is a thing and that's even more dangerous than just falling asleep while walking. The human body is an enigma.]
i'll get my phd and become a spoopologist
[stahn, please don't start dozing off while explaining about how you sometimes doze off.]
im still laughing about drs in the field of spoop
Hey! Geez! Are you sure you don't have some kinda sickness or something? Like, this totally isn't normal, I'm pretty sure.
[He is not an expert on humans and their bodily struggles, though.]
aly and aki, doctors in spoopology
[he just spaced a little, it's fine.]
It's not a sickness!! The warmth of the sun just makes me sleepy...
[and considering he's a dumb country bumpkin who grew up herding sheep in open, sunny meadows.
yeah.]
its got a classy ring tbh
Hm... You're probably the kind of person that could even sleep at work under a desk, aren't you? It might come in handy someday, but not out here, probably. And I'm not gonna come pick you up if you pass out on the road!
[Yes he will BUT LOOK, DON'T MAKE HIM BE THAT PERSON.]
that's bc we're classy doctors obviously
[that's... not the point, stahn. like at all.]
...You kind of sound like Rutee when you say things like that though, Kashuu. [:( who will save this idiot from himself when he falls asleep on the road.]
PINKY OUT DOCTORS OF THE SPOOP
[Only the Stahns of the world have this problem!! Though at least with Kashuu he won't have to worry about actually being ditched.]
only the classiest doctors in this field
[and yet. he seems perfectly, 100% okay with it. why is stahn like this, we just don't know.] She's big on tough love!
[that's probably not what it is at all, stahn...]
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You'd probably be alone in calling something like that tough love, y'know. Most people would just call it being ditched.
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Well... she's never actually ditched me! She makes threats like that a lot, but I don't think she'd ever really do it!
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Okay but think doesn't mean know. It's good she hasn't actually ditched you, but what if she does? What if you wake up and someone's totally robbed the shoes right off your feet 'cause you passed out on the road and no one stuck around?
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[that's not the point, stahn!!!]
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...Okay, like. ...Okay. Hang on, this doesn't have anything to do with my point at all, but what? Why would she take your shoes before she left? Oh my god, Stahn.
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[he says this like it's not even a big deal at all, because this is just how stahn is.
he accepts that rutee is money-grubbing because he knows why she's that way? so it's fine?]
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[Which he now GLANCES AT, as if to see if they seem like they'd make a lot of money... It's not like poor Stahn is a designer clothes kinda guy, no matter how many fancy things Kashuu tries to shove his way.]
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Is there something wrong with saying that when it's true?
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I mean, I guess not? [He doesn't know anymore, honestly!! But as always--] You're just super straightforward and honest about this stuff. More than normal people would be.
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I don't think that's weird, though. I don't have any reason to lie about it or anything... isn't it better to be honest?
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[NOT THAT HE'S BITTER.]
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