013 ☀ Phantom Thieves, Magilou

[jokered]

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[jokered]

...Twelve seems a little more reasonable. I think Boss might throw us in the grinder if we make a hundred ups of coffee.

[let's not incur coffee dad wrath, please and thanks.]

[spinatalltale]

Fiiiiiine. I suppose twelve is a more reasonable number.

[virtuale]

Twelve it is then!

[A point!!]

Get to it, Akira!

[jokered]

We're doing this right now?

[you two...!]

[spinatalltale]

Hurry, hurry! I'm ready to claim my victory!

[yes. they are absolutely doing it right now]

[virtuale]

Not so fast! I'm totally gonna win.

[Sorry, Akira.

And in a basically echoing voice:]

Huuuurry, Akira!

[jokered]

I think I'm the only one who loses in the end.

[that's his half-hearted protest as he moves to stand. twelve cups of coffee, why are they doing this.]

[spinatalltale]

[how does it feel to hear this in stereo, Akira]

Nonsense! I'm sure there's a consolation prize for our handsome judge.

[virtuale]

[...Ehhhh.]

Time's a-wastin', Akira, we're not gonna get any bonus points for speed running at all at this rate!

[jokered]

If you want coffee made that fast, then maybe Magilou should start conjuring it up with magic.

[he's working on it, okay!]

[spinatalltale]

I could do that pretty easily, but only if we wanted to drink fake, illusory coffee. Which is no fun.

It tastes like air.

[virtuale]

[......]

Yeah, Akira's coffee is way better. No contest.

[jokered]

[he's working on it! though...]

Maybe someone needs to work on conjuring up real coffee, then. Aren't witches supposed to be able to do things like that?

[spinatalltale]

[#NOTALWITCHES, AKIRA]

I'm not that kind of witch.

[folds her arms]

My specialties are illusions, water and fire. As talented and powerful as someone as great as I may be, I do have my limits.

[virtuale]

[... Hmm.]

How are your specialities fire and water?

[That's such a weird combo.]

[jokered]

...She's good at being contradictory.

[that's magilou af.]

[spinatalltale]

[. . . YOU KNOW WHAT. . . she doesn't have a better answer than that]

[she lifts two fingers to her temple and winks]

[virtuale]

[...???]

That's not really an answer...

[jokered]

With Magilou... sometimes nonanswers are the answers.

[sorry, futaba. she's weird. akira has a weird girlfriend now.]

[spinatalltale]

. . . you're beginning to know me a little too well. . .

[virtuale]

Don't get gross again.

[An immediate Futaba comment in response to that.]

Why did you get a crush on someone so weird?

[jokered]

That's your own fault.

[good job, magilou, letting this guy into your heart! but he doesn't give her much time to respond, responding to futaba as well.]

Oh, you know. Reasons.

[akira, what the fuck kind of answer is that.]

[spinatalltale]

Oooooh, stop it! Don't act like you aren't complicit in this somehow!!

[IT ISN'T HER FAULT HE WAS SO. . . . . . . AKIRA]