pocky meme, musebox edition

[jokered]

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[spinatalltale]

. . .

[she drops her hands from his hair to curl her fingers around her wrist, her reply light and airy]

Preferably later rather than sooner.

[jokered]

I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon. I'm still young and spry, you know.

[spinatalltale]

[sticks out her tongue]

I bet I'm younger and more spry than you!

[that's]

[a lie]

[WELL THE YOUNGER PART, ANYWAY]

[jokered]

Citation needed.

[spinatalltale]

. . . . shot down before I could even argue my case. . .

[jokered]

I know what I'm about.

[it's not about women younger than him, either. sorry, mags.]

[spinatalltale]

[whatever, Mr. I-Make-A-Cougar-Out-Of-Every-Woman!!]

And you're about teasing poor, innocent witches who have never done anything wrong in their entire lives!!

[jokered]

[it's what he does best, okay. aside from being a phantom thief.]

I don't think you can be innocent and a villain at the same time, you know.

[spinatalltale]

[and making really good cups of coffee]

Show me the rule which says those two things are mutually exclusive, so I can crush it.

[jokered]

Do I need to when you've told me the things you've done?

[spinatalltale]

[gasp!!]

Are you going to hold the fact that I stole all the cookies from the cookie jar against me? I can't help it! I'm a really bad girl, way deep down!

[THAT'S PROBABLY, LIKE. NOT WHAT HE MEANT. BUT. here they are]

[jokered]

[it's definitely not, but it's fine. this is fine.]

A phantom thief and a cookie thief... like a match made in hell, huh?

[hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your hearts and hide your cookies.]

[spinatalltale]

[considering some of the bad things she's done are like. . . murder. . .]

Oho! That just makes it way more appealing. You know your way to a girl's heart.

[jokered]

[yeah. the murder is definitely a thing, even if he gets it.]

Well. I know my way to your heart. I don't think that's quite the same.

[spinatalltale]

What, are you telling me most people wouldn't revel in the fact that their one-half of a pair made in hell?

[she's amused]

Some people have no taste!

[jokered]

You're right. But that's their problem, not ours.

[this is why they're... the way they are, clearly.]

[spinatalltale]

[it sure is]

I don't particularly care about their problems. Honestly.

[jokered]

I'm totally shocked by this completely new information.

[spinatalltale]

Uho! That means I still have some unpredictability in me. That's cause for celebration!

[jokered]

...

[magilou, pls.]

[spinatalltale]

. . .

I can hear you judging me, you know.

[jokered]

I judge because I care.

[spinatalltale]

Oh, oh! This is one of those times where one responds with, "citation needed?"

[BE PROUD OF HER FOR USING YOUR MEMES, AKIRA]

[jokered]

Are you using my own memes against me?

[he's created a monster.]

[spinatalltale]

You're the one who created me! The Great Magilou, Dank Memelord who rules over this entire side of the universe!