It's not good! Definitely not good. If you have enough money to spend on stuff like that, you might as well just buy a nice Kobe beef steak or something, y'know? That's way better.
[A DECISIVE NOD as if he has ever in his life eaten Kobe beef in any form?? He's great at talking about things he knows nothing about.]
Same, same. There's something about money that just makes people weird.
[please, kashuu. tell stahn about actual good things he will want to eat and perhaps salivate over after the horrors of gloopy jelly soup.]
I think you're right though. About people with money, I mean! A lot of them are nice, but they like some really weird things that I don't really get at all...
[but hey, stahn's a hick. what does he know about anything at all?]
[He's like an in-person version of when you go on youtube food binges at 3am, just here to lovingly describe all kinds of delicious foods that THEY CAN'T EAT.]
It's beef, but like, super good. Really, really tender! The fat's all marbled in perfectly and people train their whole careers to be able to cook it right. It's totally melt-in-your-mouth.
[This 100% kobe beef expert...]
When rich people buy stuff like that, that's something I can understand, at least.
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Yeah, sharkfin soup! It's like a weird status symbol thing. Rich people like it 'cause it costs so much but it's just a goopy jelly mess.
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which is inevitable, but they've yet to actually reach that point.]
It sounds cool until you say what it's actually like. I like to try most things once, but I don't know if I could handle goopy, jelly... sharkfin....
[he scrunches his nose a bit, ruffling his hair in his hand.] I don't think I get rich people too much, though anyway.
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[A DECISIVE NOD as if he has ever in his life eaten Kobe beef in any form?? He's great at talking about things he knows nothing about.]
Same, same. There's something about money that just makes people weird.
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[please, kashuu. tell stahn about actual good things he will want to eat and perhaps salivate over after the horrors of gloopy jelly soup.]
I think you're right though. About people with money, I mean! A lot of them are nice, but they like some really weird things that I don't really get at all...
[but hey, stahn's a hick. what does he know about anything at all?]
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It's beef, but like, super good. Really, really tender! The fat's all marbled in perfectly and people train their whole careers to be able to cook it right. It's totally melt-in-your-mouth.
[This 100% kobe beef expert...]
When rich people buy stuff like that, that's something I can understand, at least.
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[stahn's stomach definitely makes the most ungodly sound just hearing that.]
That sounds really amazing! If rich people buy it, it must be expensive, but that sounds amaaaaazing!
[stahn, the simplest bean on the planet.]