CALL ME OUT: i'm in psl hell edition

[majinken]

MINAKO ARISATO
persona 3

GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.

orphean

AKIRA KURUSU
persona 5

THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit

jokered

STAHN AILERON
tales of destiny

A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.

majinken

HAROLD BERSELIUS
tales of destiny 2

The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.

probings

all others are lower priority, but available upon request!

Comments

[orphean]

Not really, but I think even my coffee pun game might be getting a little weak now, too.

[minako, that was still one. that still counts.]

[purrtagonist]

[heh]

Seems like you're still running on all cylinders to me. I guess I'll just have to up my game for next time.

["next time. . ."]

[orphean]

No procaffeinating on that! I expect a full range of puns next time you're in Iwatodai!

[purrtagonist]

Will I be graded on my performance?

[orphean]

How confident are you that you'll get an A?

[purrtagonist]

102.5% confident.

[orphean]

Then I guess you'll be graded on it!

[purrtagonist]

Well.

Guess all I can say to that is, "bring it on."

[time to practice on Futaba and have her judge the ever living shit out of him]

[orphean]

Well, I'll be ready. So you better make sure you let me know when you're in town again, got it?

[futaba immediately judging akira's budding crush on a girl he misdialed in a strange city. that's what will have to happen.]

[purrtagonist]

[PLEASE FUTABA LET HIM GET TO RANK 9 FIRST]

Naturally.




Though I can't make any promises as to when that'll be.

[he's trying to be Mysterious (TM) again]

[orphean]

Well, it's not like I'm going anywhere! I do still have school, I can't just disappear at will.

[just sacrifice herself to become a door. that's all.]

[purrtagonist]

[DOORS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT]

Fair enough.

[. . . there's a pause before his next text]

I don't think I've seen your uniform around the city, though.

[not as much as, say, Shujin or Kosei]

[orphean]

The school is on Port Island! And a lot of people were probably still at their clubs, but our school isn't the biggest, since it's a private school.

[enrollment-wise, at least. gekkoukan is definitely a massive school campus.]

Most of the students probably didn't filter into the station from the monorail until after you were gone, that's all!

[purrtagonist]

Oh. . . huh.

[meanwhile, Akira over here, a member of the "go home club," his favorite school activity]

What's it called? I'm not super familiar with all the schools in the surrounding areas yet.

[orphean]

[get on her level, akira. join all the clubs, make all the friends!

except probably don't because the kids at shujin suck.]

Gekkoukan High School! You're not going to use this information to just show up outside my school gate and try to charm me, are you?

[purrtagonist]

[oh my god. SNORTS]

You caught me. I was going to make a sign and hang it on your classroom door.

"Please call me, Vending Machine-san. xoxox Spy Kid-san."

[OBVIOUSLY HE IS JOKING]

[orphean]

You might have to work on your differentiating "charming" and "creepy."

Standing outside the school gate with a boombox blasting a good song might be a slightly less weird start.

[she's helping.]

[purrtagonist]

[SHE'S. . . HELPING]

You mean you WOULDN'T find a complete stranger trying to serenade you right outside your school gates creepy?

[orphean]

Serenading outside the gate is way less creepy than coming into the school and finding my classroom to hang a sign on it.

[purrtagonist]

That's true. But "way less creepy" doesn't mean "not creepy at all."

[JUST SAYING]

[orphean]

But it's also more charming that way. You have to look at it on that scale!

[purrtagonist]

I see. . . so if the charming quotient outweighs the creepy quotient, it's still socially acceptable.

[#mathematics]

Still, I think I'll stick to simply meeting up for coffee for now.

[orphean]

That's probably a safer bet. I probably won't have to label you as a creep that way...

[purrtagonist]

[s-snort]

And that's probably better for the both of us.

[orphean]

Probably. I don't think I want to make friends with
a bonafide creep!

[junpei is enough of a headache sometimes, even if she loves him.]