013 ☀ Phantom Thieves, Magilou

[jokered]

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[jokered]

[that sounds dangerous, futaba. chugging hot coffee....]

[spinatalltale]

Just coffee?

Are we drinking it hot?

[and here's Magilou, voicing Akira's silent thoughts]

[virtuale]

[cal might've meant to write curry and freudian slipped coffee BUT THIS IS FINE, GUYS.]

What, is that a problem?

[HUH???]

[jokered]

[oh my god. my favorite fruedian slip.]

Sounds dangerous.

[but this is akira we're talking about here.]

...I'm into it.

[spinatalltale]

[COFFEE DRINKING CONTESTS ARE FUNNIER THAN CURRY EATING CONTESTS TBH]

Only if you want to totally incinerate your taste buds.

[virtuale]

[IT WORKED OUT]

Your girlfriend's kinda chicken, Akira.

[What's a little coffee inhalation between friends.]

[jokered]

She complains, but she probably won't back down from the challenge.

[just saying.]

[spinatalltale]

[ugh, he's right. especially in these circumstances]

And last checked I hadn't grown any chicken feathers overnight.

[virtuale]

So... it's a yes to the coffee challenge extraordinaire, then.

[She's ignoring Magilou.]

[jokered]

How many cups should I be making for this challenge?

[he's gotta plan for this okay.]

[spinatalltale]

One hundred.

[NO. . . NO, MAGILOU. . .]

[virtuale]

[.......... Magilou??]

... Like, twelve or something?

[jokered]

...Twelve seems a little more reasonable. I think Boss might throw us in the grinder if we make a hundred ups of coffee.

[let's not incur coffee dad wrath, please and thanks.]

[spinatalltale]

Fiiiiiine. I suppose twelve is a more reasonable number.

[virtuale]

Twelve it is then!

[A point!!]

Get to it, Akira!

[jokered]

We're doing this right now?

[you two...!]

[spinatalltale]

Hurry, hurry! I'm ready to claim my victory!

[yes. they are absolutely doing it right now]

[virtuale]

Not so fast! I'm totally gonna win.

[Sorry, Akira.

And in a basically echoing voice:]

Huuuurry, Akira!

[jokered]

I think I'm the only one who loses in the end.

[that's his half-hearted protest as he moves to stand. twelve cups of coffee, why are they doing this.]

[spinatalltale]

[how does it feel to hear this in stereo, Akira]

Nonsense! I'm sure there's a consolation prize for our handsome judge.

[virtuale]

[...Ehhhh.]

Time's a-wastin', Akira, we're not gonna get any bonus points for speed running at all at this rate!

[jokered]

If you want coffee made that fast, then maybe Magilou should start conjuring it up with magic.

[he's working on it, okay!]

[spinatalltale]

I could do that pretty easily, but only if we wanted to drink fake, illusory coffee. Which is no fun.

It tastes like air.

[virtuale]

[......]

Yeah, Akira's coffee is way better. No contest.

[jokered]

[he's working on it! though...]

Maybe someone needs to work on conjuring up real coffee, then. Aren't witches supposed to be able to do things like that?