002 ☀ Yuri Lowell, Judith

[fatalstriker]

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[brbwalking]

[ Judith's only response is a soft, nonsensical hum. Which could be left as it is, with the way one eyebrow is raised, but no, she'll helpfully tack on a little more to help encourage her guildmate. ]

I wouldn't say that. You've definitely gained more definition in your calves and your hips are to die for.

[ She says so... lightly... ]

[fatalstriker]

[this is not the encouragement he was looking for.]

I'm starting to think you're just trying to get me arrested. You know what Tweedle A and Tweedle B will do if I go rolling into the Royal Quarter dressed like that?

[brbwalking]

If we put the headdress in your hair and you talk in falsetto, probably flirt with you. Or get flustered, at the very least.

[ She likes this plan. This is a great plan. ]

[fatalstriker]

[no, judy. this is the worst plan.]

Next you'll be telling me I should give them each a kiss, too.

[brbwalking]

Oh, no. That might make me jealous.

[ ... ]

I can't say I've ever kissed a pretty maid before.

[fatalstriker]

[judy, why.]

And you think I'd be the pretty maid to make you jealous.

[brbwalking]

Maybe.

[ When does one ever get a direct answer from Judith, anyway? ]

All the same, Yuri, you're the only one of us [ Raven and Rita aside ] who didn't have to potentially seduce a guard. I'd say you're up.

[fatalstriker]

[never, but at least he expects it.]

That's some weak leverage, you know. As much as some people try to act like it, I make a pretty crappy woman.

[brbwalking]

Oh? You've tried before?

[fatalstriker]

You do what you gotta do to eat.

[yuri, what does that even mean. is he even being serious right now? there's really no telling.]

Ain't my style at all.

[brbwalking]

I see. And it's mine?

[ Yuri's legs are just as nice, she'll maintain. ]

[fatalstriker]

You've seen yourself in a mirror, right?

[he's not going to deny that she's hot, okay.]

[brbwalking]

Never in a maid outfit.

[ but thanks for the compliment, Yuri. ]

[fatalstriker]

Maybe now's the time to get a good look at that, then.

[brbwalking]

You're just saying that because you don't want to spend most of the trip being flirted with.

[fatalstriker]

Considering it's you and me on this trip...

Just how much flirting do you have up your sleeve, Judy?

[brbwalking]

If I told you the answer, it would take all of the fun out of guessing, wouldn't it?

[ She doesn't have much sleeve. ]

[fatalstriker]

I guess that rules out asking how much you want to keep me on my toes too, huh.

[she could have slightly more sleeve if she wears the maid costume?]

[brbwalking]

Oh, I think you already know the answer to that one.

[ Nice try, Yuri. ]

We're losing travel time arguing this, though.

[fatalstriker]

There really shouldn't be an argument about it at all.

[he does not want to wear the maid costume, okay.]

[brbwalking]

And yet here we are, because someone doesn't want to sacrifice his dignity a little.

[fatalstriker]

It's not about my dignity.

[mostly.]

[brbwalking]

Well. If I wear it, you'll have to find a way to make it worth my while.

[fatalstriker]

That sounds like a challenge I may have a shot at.

[brbwalking]

Really? I think you'd have better luck with the maid outfit.

[ Which she is now picking up and sauntering off with. ]