[HE'S NOT INCORRECT, HONESTLY. Kashuu's palate is not Mega Refined, unlike some hipster foodies... He enjoys a good meal, sure, but he also enjoys stew made pretty much with just gutted fish and veggies he can dig out of his backyard, so that's where they stand.
Anyway, while he's busy being a puffed cat, Kashuu's just smiling like this is a great conversation and he's having a good time. Help him... Or stop him. Or both??]
Right, right! Humans always have to deal with stuff like that. It's pretty inconvenient, y'know?
[He only kinda-sorta knows, because he's a cheating shit whose humanish body still works on funky ghost-y rules and regulations.]
But if that's what you're gonna get hung up on, just introduce yourself to me, okay? I'm Kashuu! Kashuu Kiyomitsu.
[surprise indeed. because any arguing about introducing himself in turn, or the differences between humans and spirits is lost the second he says his name.]
...You mean to tell me that you're Kashuu Kiyomitsu?
[he scoffs; he's equal parts bemused and incredulous about this revelation. mostly because something is definitely off when the kashuu kiyomitsu he is aware of is very much so a woman.
and definitely not much like this idiot here, even if their aesthetic is somewhat similar in nature.]
[It's the vampire color scheme that they're all stuck with, it's just universal...
But he places his hands on his hips, chest puffing out a little in pride! And the sword at his hip definitely does look like the Kashuu Kiyomitsu blade... Who even knows how he can walk around in public with it, honestly. People probably just think he's an eccentric cosplayer or some actor.]
That's me! People find me hard to handle, but I can still cut with the best of 'em.
[well, hijiri can't deny that he's familiar with the blade, but he's still looking over kashuu with an extremely critical eye. the words match at well, but even still...]
I'm hard-pressed to believe it's quite that simple. You're already an anomaly even before you stated your name. [is he skeptical? he's skeptical.]
[Why does he always end up dealing with these Truly Exhausting People, the real questions.]
I'm not an anomaly! And this is the first time I'm even meeting you, so you can't trick me, saying something like that. I keep good track of the people I talk to!
[It's part of the time traveler job description...]
I'd say that anyone who defies logic and reason to how this world works is plenty capable of being an anomaly.
[hijiri is not going to be any less exhausting right now.]
Spirits and Daemons are not to be seen by those who lack the spiritual ability to perceive them. And further...
The Kashuu Kiyomitsu we have dealings with... I doubt she would disagree about this oddity. Perhaps I should consult Okita or Kikuichimonji Norimune? Surely, they would have opinions on this matter.
She? [...] Kikuichimonji Norimune? [That sword didn't even exist?!] And what d'you mean about-- That guy's dead.
[He's aging 100 years a minute here, but also keeping an eye on the clock because he's not about to let crossed streams get in the way of his meal. ON THE PLUS SIDE, being used to crossing streams means he's a little better equipped to trying to figure stuff like this out--]
I'm Kashuu Kiyomitsu of the Swords Army. Ring any bells?
[it's fine, kashuu. if he starts walking... hijiri will follow. he may be a major punk about all of this, but the hipster foodie is also not going to refuse eating at such a highly-regarded establishment.]
"Swords Army?" [it definitely doesn't ring any bells—and the fact that kashuu seems so baffled by hijiri's assertions raises alarms of its own.]
Oh... Huh. I guess you've got a point there. That's a pretty thoughtful thing to say, actually.
[WHY DOES HE SOUND SURPRISED... Well, probably because Hijiri's set a really strong precedence just in the few minutes they've been talking, honestly.]
It's not a very good lunchtime conversation though, y'know? So! Let's just enjoy a good meal first.
[And then he can flee into the mists... But first, FOOD. Look, there's that fancy restaurant just up ahead! And boy, the line's just as long as it ever is.]
...Is that some kinda trick question or something? [Rude without even meaning to be...]
We can talk later! Promise. I mean, if that's your problem, anyway.
[WHO KNOWS this kid is so prickly he might have beef with something else that Kashuu's said or done. Kashuu doesn't keep particularly close track of the potential Rude Things that come out of his mouth...]
Your manner of evasion is doing you no favors at all.
[he doesn't even care about the rudeness, it's the fact that kashuu is evading what he's saying. the change of subjects and things of that like get under his skin more than anything else, and naturally... he's terrible at letting it go.]
You make it sound like there's a manner of evasion that would do me favors.
[A little huffy-sounding sigh!
He also proceeds to - totally skip the line once they actually get to it, gesturing for Hijiri to follow. Looks like he's heading toward the VIP seating area instead of the regular dining seats. Just how well-connected is this punk...]
[Finally, a brief reprieve from the pressing questions! He knows they'll resume again eventually, but for now, he's just pleased for the opportunity to show off a little.
This area of seating is pretty sparse, especially compared to the main area, which they can catch a glimpse of as Kashuu leads the way inside. It's completely crammed over there... The ambiance on this side is much calmer, though Kashuu eschews the tables to go pull up two seats at the sushi bar instead.]
Here! You said you wanted to talk to the chef, right? [Raising a hand in greeting to said chef, who definitely seems to know this punk.] Yo! I brought a new friend this time. This is— [And now he's remembering he never actually got Hijiri to spit out his name. NICE.
So instead he just smoothly gestures over, like he'd totally been intending to make a segue there on purpose.]
[this is definitely throwing hijiri for a loop. of course, he can handle himself with the chef; he's not starstruck even if he's a bit impressed by being able to talk to him at all.
there's a sense of deep respect he has, which is why he doesn't keep the chef waiting.]
Sakuma Hijiri. It's a pleasure. [he states it simply, bowing his head politely at the chef.
it's without a doubt, a stark contrast to how hijiri has been acting with kashuu—though kashuu does get a curiously quirked eyebrow, since they're obviously acquainted.
(how? and why did kashuu seek him out specifically for this—what is he after?)]
[A STARK CONTRAST INDEED wow!! If he were less well-behaved in public, he'd probably be pitching a big huffy fit about it.
First, though, after the introductions have been made, Kashuu just says:]
I'm here for what you told me about earlier!
[Which is basically this, so prepare for the best lunch ever. Except while the chef is preparing the first plate, Kashuu will turn his attention back to Hijiri because he isn't going to pitch a big huffy fit but that's about it.]
What, do I have to be a chef or something for you to be even a little friendly?
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And why exactly should I take the word of someone who would refer to me as "hipster foodie," especially without bothering to learn my name?
[what a good start.] I'm no such thing!
[yes you are, hijiri.]
It's the job of an onmyouji to eat properly in order to get the job done well, that's all! [and yet, hijiri isn't refusing.
and he's so obviously trying to mask his excitement about this particularly restaurant by being huffy about it.]
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Anyway, while he's busy being a puffed cat, Kashuu's just smiling like this is a great conversation and he's having a good time. Help him... Or stop him. Or both??]
Right, right! Humans always have to deal with stuff like that. It's pretty inconvenient, y'know?
[He only kinda-sorta knows, because he's a cheating shit whose humanish body still works on funky ghost-y rules and regulations.]
But if that's what you're gonna get hung up on, just introduce yourself to me, okay? I'm Kashuu! Kashuu Kiyomitsu.
[SURPRISE, HELLO.]
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...You mean to tell me that you're Kashuu Kiyomitsu?
[he scoffs; he's equal parts bemused and incredulous about this revelation. mostly because something is definitely off when the kashuu kiyomitsu he is aware of is very much so a woman.
and definitely not much like this idiot here, even if their aesthetic is somewhat similar in nature.]
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But he places his hands on his hips, chest puffing out a little in pride! And the sword at his hip definitely does look like the Kashuu Kiyomitsu blade... Who even knows how he can walk around in public with it, honestly. People probably just think he's an eccentric cosplayer or some actor.]
That's me! People find me hard to handle, but I can still cut with the best of 'em.
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I'm hard-pressed to believe it's quite that simple. You're already an anomaly even before you stated your name. [is he skeptical? he's skeptical.]
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[Is there really a good way of calling someone an anomaly, though...]
I am who I am.
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I'm sure the Kashuu Kiyomitsu that I'm aware of would agree. You are the anomaly in all ways.
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I'm not an anomaly! And this is the first time I'm even meeting you, so you can't trick me, saying something like that. I keep good track of the people I talk to!
[It's part of the time traveler job description...]
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[hijiri is not going to be any less exhausting right now.]
Spirits and Daemons are not to be seen by those who lack the spiritual ability to perceive them. And further...
The Kashuu Kiyomitsu we have dealings with... I doubt she would disagree about this oddity. Perhaps I should consult Okita or Kikuichimonji Norimune? Surely, they would have opinions on this matter.
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She? [...] Kikuichimonji Norimune? [That sword didn't even exist?!] And what d'you mean about-- That guy's dead.
[He's aging 100 years a minute here, but also keeping an eye on the clock because he's not about to let crossed streams get in the way of his meal. ON THE PLUS SIDE, being used to crossing streams means he's a little better equipped to trying to figure stuff like this out--]
I'm Kashuu Kiyomitsu of the Swords Army. Ring any bells?
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"Swords Army?" [it definitely doesn't ring any bells—and the fact that kashuu seems so baffled by hijiri's assertions raises alarms of its own.]
...As I said. An anomaly.
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So he turns on his heel and does indeed start walking away, abruptly changing the topic. Smooth.]
So! D'you like table or booth seats? Or sitting at the counter?
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The finest way to appreciate a meal is by seeing just how the chef crafts it. anything else would be a complete disservice to their hard work.
[what a fucking dumb foodie hipster.
and, in any case:]
And don't try to change the subject on me! We are not done with this conversation!
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[WHY DOES HE SOUND SURPRISED... Well, probably because Hijiri's set a really strong precedence just in the few minutes they've been talking, honestly.]
It's not a very good lunchtime conversation though, y'know? So! Let's just enjoy a good meal first.
[And then he can flee into the mists... But first, FOOD. Look, there's that fancy restaurant just up ahead! And boy, the line's just as long as it ever is.]
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about that part, at least.]
Do you take me for some kind of fool?
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We can talk later! Promise. I mean, if that's your problem, anyway.
[WHO KNOWS this kid is so prickly he might have beef with something else that Kashuu's said or done. Kashuu doesn't keep particularly close track of the potential Rude Things that come out of his mouth...]
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[he doesn't even care about the rudeness, it's the fact that kashuu is evading what he's saying. the change of subjects and things of that like get under his skin more than anything else, and naturally... he's terrible at letting it go.]
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[A little huffy-sounding sigh!
He also proceeds to - totally skip the line once they actually get to it, gesturing for Hijiri to follow. Looks like he's heading toward the VIP seating area instead of the regular dining seats. Just how well-connected is this punk...]
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[naturally.
though it's finally the time when hijiri gets a bit distracted bu it all because—well—
just how well connected is this punk?
this is... kind of incredible, honestly. vip seating in one of the trendiest, hardest places to eat in the city? ...who is this kashuu really?]
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This area of seating is pretty sparse, especially compared to the main area, which they can catch a glimpse of as Kashuu leads the way inside. It's completely crammed over there... The ambiance on this side is much calmer, though Kashuu eschews the tables to go pull up two seats at the sushi bar instead.]
Here! You said you wanted to talk to the chef, right? [Raising a hand in greeting to said chef, who definitely seems to know this punk.] Yo! I brought a new friend this time. This is— [And now he's remembering he never actually got Hijiri to spit out his name. NICE.
So instead he just smoothly gestures over, like he'd totally been intending to make a segue there on purpose.]
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there's a sense of deep respect he has, which is why he doesn't keep the chef waiting.]
Sakuma Hijiri. It's a pleasure. [he states it simply, bowing his head politely at the chef.
it's without a doubt, a stark contrast to how hijiri has been acting with kashuu—though kashuu does get a curiously quirked eyebrow, since they're obviously acquainted.
(how? and why did kashuu seek him out specifically for this—what is he after?)]
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First, though, after the introductions have been made, Kashuu just says:]
I'm here for what you told me about earlier!
[Which is basically this, so prepare for the best lunch ever. Except while the chef is preparing the first plate, Kashuu will turn his attention back to Hijiri because he isn't going to pitch a big huffy fit but that's about it.]
What, do I have to be a chef or something for you to be even a little friendly?
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[besides, it's not even being friendly. it's just being polite to someone who deserves it. he's not trying to actually be friends with the chef.]
Something like that must be earned, and I haven't seen you do anything to prove that you're worthy of it.
[the meal aside. but being evasive and shady!!! that isn't helping, kashuu.]
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[A theatrical sigh! It's clear he's not that fussed - or at least he's good at seeming unfussed, or maybe a little of both.]
Aaanyway, I figured you'd wanna enjoy your meal without being interrupted, but I guess I can answer some questions if you have any.
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[but kashuu chose to be evasive about things, and now hijiri has a lot that he's wondering. which is annoying in just about every way.]
Your identity is at odds with the information I have on file—and you seem to be unaware of things that a spirit should be.
...And of course, that is that "Swords Army" that you mentioned. [he forgets nothing.]
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