Mm... I don't mind beachy! But I think my favorite is when it's just warm and breezy. That's what it's like in Leane, and it's always the best!
[the best equivalent is probably a sunny, breezy day in mid-late spring, but weather works so differently where he's from that there's really no solid seasonal comparison to make here.]
[Nodding along! He can get behind mild, agreeable weather... That's probably true for all swords though, honestly, since none of them know how to deal with summer heat or winter chill.
Shaking the bucket of crabs a little...]
I wonder if these guys like hot or cold weather better? Cold beaches are pretty gross.
[CLOSE ENOUGH it's a snowy place!! Might as well be Antarctica! Alaska starts with the same letter anyway, that's practically a duplicate of the place.]
Maybe... I kinda wanna try one now just to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe it's not actually good at all, y'know? Kinda like sharkfin soup.
It's not good! Definitely not good. If you have enough money to spend on stuff like that, you might as well just buy a nice Kobe beef steak or something, y'know? That's way better.
[A DECISIVE NOD as if he has ever in his life eaten Kobe beef in any form?? He's great at talking about things he knows nothing about.]
Same, same. There's something about money that just makes people weird.
[please, kashuu. tell stahn about actual good things he will want to eat and perhaps salivate over after the horrors of gloopy jelly soup.]
I think you're right though. About people with money, I mean! A lot of them are nice, but they like some really weird things that I don't really get at all...
[but hey, stahn's a hick. what does he know about anything at all?]
[He's like an in-person version of when you go on youtube food binges at 3am, just here to lovingly describe all kinds of delicious foods that THEY CAN'T EAT.]
It's beef, but like, super good. Really, really tender! The fat's all marbled in perfectly and people train their whole careers to be able to cook it right. It's totally melt-in-your-mouth.
[This 100% kobe beef expert...]
When rich people buy stuff like that, that's something I can understand, at least.
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[the best equivalent is probably a sunny, breezy day in mid-late spring, but weather works so differently where he's from that there's really no solid seasonal comparison to make here.]
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[Nodding along! He can get behind mild, agreeable weather... That's probably true for all swords though, honestly, since none of them know how to deal with summer heat or winter chill.
Shaking the bucket of crabs a little...]
I wonder if these guys like hot or cold weather better? Cold beaches are pretty gross.
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[though that's also because the makeup of his world is different. "snow crab" is probably a concept that would astound him.]
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There are snow crabs! They live in places like... eh, Antarctica or something.
[So close... So close, and yet so far.]
I think people like their meat even more than the crabs you can get around hot places... Or they're always way more expensive, anyway.
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[because honestly.
crabs!! in the snow!!
never mind the fact that he really knows nothing about antarctica to tell kashuu that he's not quite right here.]
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Maybe... I kinda wanna try one now just to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe it's not actually good at all, y'know? Kinda like sharkfin soup.
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Sharkfin... soup? [that's a thing?]
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Yeah, sharkfin soup! It's like a weird status symbol thing. Rich people like it 'cause it costs so much but it's just a goopy jelly mess.
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which is inevitable, but they've yet to actually reach that point.]
It sounds cool until you say what it's actually like. I like to try most things once, but I don't know if I could handle goopy, jelly... sharkfin....
[he scrunches his nose a bit, ruffling his hair in his hand.] I don't think I get rich people too much, though anyway.
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[A DECISIVE NOD as if he has ever in his life eaten Kobe beef in any form?? He's great at talking about things he knows nothing about.]
Same, same. There's something about money that just makes people weird.
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[please, kashuu. tell stahn about actual good things he will want to eat and perhaps salivate over after the horrors of gloopy jelly soup.]
I think you're right though. About people with money, I mean! A lot of them are nice, but they like some really weird things that I don't really get at all...
[but hey, stahn's a hick. what does he know about anything at all?]
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It's beef, but like, super good. Really, really tender! The fat's all marbled in perfectly and people train their whole careers to be able to cook it right. It's totally melt-in-your-mouth.
[This 100% kobe beef expert...]
When rich people buy stuff like that, that's something I can understand, at least.
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[stahn's stomach definitely makes the most ungodly sound just hearing that.]
That sounds really amazing! If rich people buy it, it must be expensive, but that sounds amaaaaazing!
[stahn, the simplest bean on the planet.]