GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.
THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit
A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.
The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.
Does it have to be? I'm sure you could figure it out if you rubbed a couple of brain cells together.
[maybe. harold is savage when it comes to people's intelligence, though. she's got no time for stupid people!]
Anyway, there might be a beach under that snow, but you won't find any place in this world that isn't covered in the white stuff, so you're out of luck there, little magecicle!
. . . okay, well, me potentially being punished for my sins aside, why don't you give me a little tour of your "warmest place on the planet?" Or a little explanation that helps me understand why it looks like I also dropped into the middle of a war zone?
I don't, but I'm sure that would have perfect appeal to some! Think about it. You'd be advertising to a long-neglected demographic. You'd make millions in months! No, weeks!
You're right! I can feel it slipping! My tenuous grasp on reality! There it goes, disappearing into the wind, like wisps of smoke vanishing from sight. . .!
Ow-uch! What a harsh review from my newest audience! No minced words, no gentle let downs, just a blunt truth that shatters the edges of my blackened heart!
[and she pops back to normal again seconds later]
Oh, well. I'll just work on making my material better for next time.
[no, she wants to dissect your brain, magilou. cut it right open and see how it's wired, maybe tweak it so she can see why magilou thinks she's so funny.]
Do you need some kind of testimonial for that? I have someone to vouch for me.
[granted. that person is her... twin brother. who is very much so sane but also... always willing to stick up for her, even if he's the first to admit that she's a handful.]
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[maybe. harold is savage when it comes to people's intelligence, though. she's got no time for stupid people!]
Anyway, there might be a beach under that snow, but you won't find any place in this world that isn't covered in the white stuff, so you're out of luck there, little magecicle!
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[AT LEAST SHE ISN'T TAKING IT PERSONALLY]
Uho, with a claim like that one, you're starting to make me wonder if I accidentally stumbled into an ice age. . .
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[you did it, magilou, you cracked the code.]
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It's like my own personalized circle of hell!! What have I done to deserve this?!
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[shrug. clearly, it doesn't matter much to harold either way.]
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[being dramatic for drama's sake]
. . . okay, well, me potentially being punished for my sins aside, why don't you give me a little tour of your "warmest place on the planet?" Or a little explanation that helps me understand why it looks like I also dropped into the middle of a war zone?
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[duh.]
Radislowe is the center of our base of operations, so it's got all the amenities you'd need... within reason. It's not a resort, after all!
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[that is probably not the point she's making, Magilou!1]
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[yeah, she's questioning how stupid magilou actually is right now.]
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[DON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY]
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[geez.]
And people say I have a bad grip on reality...
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You're right! I can feel it slipping! My tenuous grasp on reality! There it goes, disappearing into the wind, like wisps of smoke vanishing from sight. . .!
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[STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC]
Do you not know how to take a little joke?
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[and then:]
Good comedy needs good brains behind it, though.
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Ow-uch! What a harsh review from my newest audience! No minced words, no gentle let downs, just a blunt truth that shatters the edges of my blackened heart!
[and she pops back to normal again seconds later]
Oh, well. I'll just work on making my material better for next time.
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boo.
how uncute!]
Maybe we should do a little work to improve your humor mechanisms...
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Are you a professional comedian? I only take advice from professionals.
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[no, she wants to dissect your brain, magilou. cut it right open and see how it's wired, maybe tweak it so she can see why magilou thinks she's so funny.]
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Why do I suddenly feel as though I'm being looked at like I'm some unique and strange specimen to be studied!!
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[yeah.]
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[dramatic pointing!!]
If you want to study my comedic genius, you'll have to offer me some compensation.
[like. a warm room. food. things like that]
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[or maybe, it's just that there's no fun to it if she's not alive. that would just be an autopsy, corpses are no fun.
still...]
Is a warm place to sleep and food in your belly not enough compensation for invading a military base at wartime?
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[kira kira]
But also, I'll need a guarantee that I'll get it all back in the same condition as before.
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[just saying.]
Do you need some kind of testimonial for that? I have someone to vouch for me.
[granted. that person is her... twin brother. who is very much so sane but also... always willing to stick up for her, even if he's the first to admit that she's a handful.]
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[Magilou!!]
No, your simple word will do for the time being. I do reserve the right to retract that if I find things get a little too sketchy, though.
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1/I'M NOT SURE. . .
2/3 okay better than i thought it'd be
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