CALL ME OUT: i'm in psl hell edition

[majinken]

MINAKO ARISATO
persona 3

GENKI SILENT PROTAG. She'll probably strong-arm you into doing something ridiculous, and do so with the cutest smile on earth. She might also poke you with a naginata if you're a punk.

orphean

AKIRA KURUSU
persona 5

THE SASSY PROTAG. a phantom thief with a heart of gold. lives rebelliously and without regrets, though spends most of his time feigning a very unassuming persona. #nailedit

jokered

STAHN AILERON
tales of destiny

A true sunshine protagonist. Country bumpkin, slow on the uptake. Wants to be everyone's friend. Swordian Master of fire, incredibly hot-blooded. A GOOD BEAN. Please love him. He's my favorite and I am biased.

majinken

HAROLD BERSELIUS
tales of destiny 2

The original fabulous Tales science lady. Probably wants to dissect you pretty shamelessly. Loves and adores cute things. Inventor of the Swordians. Definitely the definition of Mad Scientist.

probings

all others are lower priority, but available upon request!

Comments

[purrtagonist]

[only slightly!! meanwhile he's over here, very obviously trying not to break into full on laughter]

You hung up on me. . . what else was I supposed to do?

[he says with faux offense (he's not really offended)]

At least you didn't go out of your way to track me down.

[THAT'D BE WEIRD. like this whole thing isn't already weird]

[orphean]

[it is pretty funny, even if minako herself is pretty faux-huffy at it.]

I think if you got in touch with your friend, probably just wait for him and forget about the mysterious girl behind the...

Vending machine.

[why are they still on the phone when they're like fifteen feet away from each other.]

[purrtagonist]

[BECAUSE THEY CAN, the world doesn't own them!!]

But if I did that, then I never would've gotten to thank the mysterious girl behind the vending machine for being so helpful.

[or, at least, willing to help]

[orphean]

I don't really think I did much to help. I mean, aside from telling to you call your friend back!

[she was willing to help, though.]

[purrtagonist]

[willing to help is good enough!!]

Still. I appreciate it. Thanks.

[THERE, now his gratitude is official]

Speaking of, I got in contact with him. He'll probably be bursting out of the crowds aaaaany minute now.

[orphean]

That's good! I doubt you'll get lost from there to get back on your train to... wherever it is you're going!

[good job, stranger!]

[purrtagonist]

Yongen-Jaya.

[he answers that easily, because why not!!]

Well, we might stop in Shibuya first. There's an arcade there we both really like.

[orphean]

Ohh, Tokyo boys! I didn't realize I was contending with the big city slickers here.

[iwatodai is big, but it's not. you know. the capital city.]

Good luck then, with your game, too. It sounds like a bunch of fun! [she just likes arcades too, it's fine.]

[purrtagonist]

[HA HA]

One Tokyo boy, and that'd be Ryuji, not me. Technically.

[he says with a lilt of amusement, although he's gotta admit, it feels kind of nice to be referred to as such]

And thanks again. [he pauses, and hums thoughtfully] Does the mysterious vending machine girl have a name, perchance?

[orphean]

[he carries himself well enough that she has no reason to think he's a bit of a bumpkin. it's fine?]

I have a name if the mysterious, lost, not-Tokyo, not-Iwatodai boy with my number does.

[nailed it.]

[purrtagonist]

[hmmmmmmm]

[hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!]

[he can see a familiar head of blond weaving its way through the crowds now, and he knows he doesn't have much time life. so he makes his decision quickly, eyes practically sparkling with mischief. not that she can see the depths of that from fifteen feet away, but you know]

I think it might be more fun to keep you guessing.

[~how mysterious~]

[orphean]

[yeah, she definitely can't see that at all from where she's standing.

what a weird kid, even if she is admittedly intrigued by him? huh.]

Now who sounds kind of like a spy?

[just saying.]

[purrtagonist]

Never said I wasn't one, did I?

[JUST SAYING!!]

[orphean]

True enough!

[and since ryuji seems to be closing the gap here—]

Catch you on the flip side, then, Spy kid-san!

[that's contradictory, minako.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . weirdly enough, he kind of hopes she does. er, they both do. at some point]

Same to you, Vending Machine-san.

[Akira gives this mysterious girl one last wave, before he turns away and hangs up to greet his friend. because yep, that is Ryuji, closing in on him with one hand raised above his head as he yells very loud-- what the HELL, Akira?! Where'd you go!]

[. . .]








[well so much for being mysterious]

[orphean]

[once he's thoroughly distracted by ryuji, minako will start to head off herself, in part because it seems like she's messed around long enough to catch yukari getting off the monorail after archery club practice and! they can walk back to the dorms together!

perfect!

but while akira is on his journey back to tokyo, he'll get a text!]

It was nice kind-of meeting you, Akira-san. I'm Minako.

[purrtagonist]

[he spends most of the train ride back to Shibuya listening to Ryuji talk about the subtle differences in flavor between Ogikubo and Hagakure ramen. he doesn't have too much to add to the conversation himself-- Ryuji's the expert, not him, and he's still educating himself on Tokyo's particularly unique flavors anyway-- but. it's a good conversation nonetheless]

[it isn't until they're almost to Shibuya that his phone buzzes in his pocket. he pulls it out while Ryuji's occupied with his own for a moment, and. sort of. blinks at the message flashed on the screen]

[. . . huh]

[naturally? he responds]

Nice to meet you too, Minako-san.

I think this totally counts as having my cover blown, though.

[orphean]

[oh, well. this is fine. she's pretty easily settled in the dorm's lounge for the time being, so there's no harm in sending some texts for a while before deciding on whether or not they'll be going into tartarus tonight.]

You can thank Ryuji-san for that. He really helped me out...

So thanks, Ryuji-san! [pass that along to ryooj, will ya.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . SNORTS]

[I hope she realizes she's still going to forever be saved in his phone as Vending Machine-san, anyway]

I'll make sure to pass along the message. Is there anything else you want me to tell him?

[orphean]

[that makes them even because she's definitely "spy kid-san" in hers.]

Mmmmmaybe! He should buy a leash so he doesn't lose you in the big city next time.


c:

[she has a sense of humor, at least.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . SHE DOES, AND HE LIKES IT. speak his language, Minako]

Uuuuuh. Why is he the one with the leash?

Maybe it was me who lost him. Ever think about that?

[orphean]

Probably because you were standing in front the station looking like a real, live Buchiko.

[savage.]

[purrtagonist]

[please give him a Baisudi for that burn]

You sure? I don't really know if I can live up to Buchiko's legendary cuteness.

[orphean]

[gotta do the aftercare when tending to a protag's masochism.]

It's pretty hard to do, but you came close. You have that confused puppy look down.

From what I could tell, at least. Maybe you're a lot less cute about it close-up?

[purrtagonist]

[why this]

Oh. Well, thank you. Coming close feels like a great achievement.

As judged by someone standing at least fifteen feet away from me.

[HA]

I think I'm more like a cat than a dog up close, though.