013 ☀ Phantom Thieves, Magilou

[jokered]

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[virtuale]

[Lots of games use "arts", okay, she doesn't even think anything of it.]

Sure, sure, but it doesn't make you that strong.

I'm still not impressed. No impressed. Negative impressed.

[jokered]

There she goes, the ever-savage Oracle....

[it's funny though, honestly.]

[spinatalltale]

. . .

I feel like we're quickly growing a rivalry, here.

[jiiiiiii at Futaba]

I mean, what's next? Trying to beat each other in eating contests?

[virtuale]

[... Eh.

Eh!!!]

I could take you.

[Oh.]

But the food in question's gotta be Sojiro's coffee.

[jokered]

[that sounds dangerous, futaba. chugging hot coffee....]

[spinatalltale]

Just coffee?

Are we drinking it hot?

[and here's Magilou, voicing Akira's silent thoughts]

[virtuale]

[cal might've meant to write curry and freudian slipped coffee BUT THIS IS FINE, GUYS.]

What, is that a problem?

[HUH???]

[jokered]

[oh my god. my favorite fruedian slip.]

Sounds dangerous.

[but this is akira we're talking about here.]

...I'm into it.

[spinatalltale]

[COFFEE DRINKING CONTESTS ARE FUNNIER THAN CURRY EATING CONTESTS TBH]

Only if you want to totally incinerate your taste buds.

[virtuale]

[IT WORKED OUT]

Your girlfriend's kinda chicken, Akira.

[What's a little coffee inhalation between friends.]

[jokered]

She complains, but she probably won't back down from the challenge.

[just saying.]

[spinatalltale]

[ugh, he's right. especially in these circumstances]

And last checked I hadn't grown any chicken feathers overnight.

[virtuale]

So... it's a yes to the coffee challenge extraordinaire, then.

[She's ignoring Magilou.]

[jokered]

How many cups should I be making for this challenge?

[he's gotta plan for this okay.]

[spinatalltale]

One hundred.

[NO. . . NO, MAGILOU. . .]

[virtuale]

[.......... Magilou??]

... Like, twelve or something?

[jokered]

...Twelve seems a little more reasonable. I think Boss might throw us in the grinder if we make a hundred ups of coffee.

[let's not incur coffee dad wrath, please and thanks.]

[spinatalltale]

Fiiiiiine. I suppose twelve is a more reasonable number.

[virtuale]

Twelve it is then!

[A point!!]

Get to it, Akira!

[jokered]

We're doing this right now?

[you two...!]

[spinatalltale]

Hurry, hurry! I'm ready to claim my victory!

[yes. they are absolutely doing it right now]

[virtuale]

Not so fast! I'm totally gonna win.

[Sorry, Akira.

And in a basically echoing voice:]

Huuuurry, Akira!

[jokered]

I think I'm the only one who loses in the end.

[that's his half-hearted protest as he moves to stand. twelve cups of coffee, why are they doing this.]

[spinatalltale]

[how does it feel to hear this in stereo, Akira]

Nonsense! I'm sure there's a consolation prize for our handsome judge.

[virtuale]

[...Ehhhh.]

Time's a-wastin', Akira, we're not gonna get any bonus points for speed running at all at this rate!