007 ☀ Stahn Aileron, Kashuu Kiyomitsu

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Really? You wouldn't mind if I had a little more? You're the best!

[THE ACTUAL BEST. Everyone else clearly needs to take a page out of Stahn's book and learn to share for dumb and awful reasons.]

I can trade you something else, okay? That's fair.

[Is it really, though.]

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Yeah, that's fair! But even if you didn't have anything to trade... I'd still share.

[he's grinning pretty brightly—stahn is, as ever, a generous and thoughtful beam of sunshine.] That's what friends do!

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[What the heck, HE'S TOO MUCH. Even Kashuu feels a little humbled by how dang good Stahn is sometimes.]

You're the kind of friend everyone wishes they had, y'know? Or the kind people wish they were, I guess.

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[be the friend stahn would be, kashuu!]

Eh? Do you really think so? I thought it was pretty normal to be like this!

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That just goes to show what a good person you are. Maybe your friends are like you, too... Like, good attracts good or something?

[Is Stahn a magnet for sunshines?? On the other hand, look at all the sourpusses he somehow draws to himself...]

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Maybe? I don't really think the others are that much like me, though...

[all his friends at home, people like leon—not that he sure doesn't have a good time befriending other sunshines though, of course.]

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Hm... Maybe it's just the law of opposites attracting, then. Well! Whatever. As long as they'd share their ice cream with you too, that's fine.

[And he will FIGHT THEM if they don't.]

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Mmm, I think they probably would!

[except maybe leon and rutee, those punk katreas are always so stubborn, why this.]

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[It's the rule of Stahn's sunny existence that he's gotta be surrounded by punks at all times to balance out his intense sun...]

Good, good! [And since he's probably already mowed his way through most of his own ice cream--] Let's go back, okay? The sun's been out long enough that the shallows shouldn't be cold anymore.

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[that seems pretty legit, honestly.]

Mm, that sounds like a good idea! Getting in the water should be refreshing after everything else!

[this mullet is a disaster after all the running, even if ice cream definitely helped.]

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I wanna see if I can find a nice shell or two...

[Because Kashuu doesn't actually swim at beaches OH NO. He just picks up pretty things and floats around on a little raft, completely covered in clothes and sunscreen.]

Hey, you're not gonna cramp up ad die, right?

[THAT... is out of nowhere, but he's looking at the ice cream. Something something, humans waiting half an hour after eating before swimming, blah blah...]

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Oh, shells!

[that sounds like a cute idea. and, well... really? just like kashuu to chase after. something about aesthetic means that actually makes a whole lot of sense to him.

not that he has a chance to ask what kind of shells, or what else kashuu might actually want to do.

because kashuu asks that question and stahn is immediately baffled by it.]

Cramp up and die? [that. sounds dramatic?] I don't think so...?

[??????]

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[He would be more than willing to gush about shells for ages!

But instead, the conversation takes a turn for the DECIDEDLY MORBID as Kashuu just glances over toward Stahn, picking up on the confused tone, and answers quite simply.]

I heard that happens to humans who swim after they eat. Or maybe it's just eating too much...? Like the extra weight of food makes people sink or something?

[He tries so hard to understand these things and yet here's where he ends up.]

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Really? I've never heard anything like that before! I wonder if that's really true...

[he didn't live near the ocean, so he's never really heard things like that. it was never necessary, since is hometown's only water is a stream and a pond, neither of which are suitable for swimming.

which means that for all kashuu may be trying to understand this...

stahn's definitely the wrong person to ask, because he hasn't a clue at all.]

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[THIS IS LIKE THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND.]

Well, there'd be way more drowning cases if it was really true, right?

[Where does his logic even come from. Where does it come from, where does it go... Once he's close enough to the water's edge, he'll pause to dip his toes in, but--]

Maybe you should get some water wingies just in case.

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[the worst part is? stahn won't even argue that logic. he can't, because it seems pretty sound to him...

which is why he's kind of a dummy.]

I don't think I need water wings! I'm not going to drown...

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[STAHN, NO...

But Kashuu sees nothing wrong with him seeing nothing wrong with his totally sound logic, and thus the cycle turns ever onward.]

Well, if you're sure... Maybe you should stick to the shallows for a bit first just in case?

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[this is why they both need a real adult to supervise basically anything they do. who even let them go to the beach alone?]

I mean... I guess I can! I don't think it'll be a problem though.

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[They need their own personal lifeguard, it's true... At least Kashuu can dive in to help if Stahn does start to cramp and die. Good work, team.]

Then let's get moving before this place crowds up!

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[at least he probably won't cramp up and die.]

It's a good thing the beach is really big! [but it's time to gooo! to go swimming!!]

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["PROBABLY". Don't live in the dangerzone, Stahn. Be safe, wear water wings!!]

Last one to the water's a rusty butter knife!

[why the fuck

BUT OFF HE GOES, even though he doesn't actually dash into the water. He just heads to the tidepools, so he can sit at the edge and poke at all the pretty things inside.]

Ooh, this starfish is purple!

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[why a rusty butter knife, kashuu? that's enough to puzzle stahn long enough for kashuu to get a head start, but he doesn't even get properly into the water before he's being sidetracked anyway.]

Whoa, really?

[naturally, he's going to come over to check it out, and—]

Wow, it is! That's really pretty!

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[Sword sayings make no sense ever, it's better to just Not Ask...

But!! He'll point out the starfish even though Stahn's clearly seeing it, looking pretty excited. And... curious?]

Can you eat starfish? I wonder if the purple ones would taste any better.

[Why.]

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I've never heard of people eating starfish before...

[but stahn is stahn. there's so much about the world he doesn't know.] I wonder if you can! Or what it would taste like...

[but now he's curious, what have they done.]

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Maybe like sea urchin? They kinda have the same texture on the bottom... But the top part's probably all cartilage, I bet that'd be nasty.

[The bottom is where all the organs are, though?! There's a dang reason no one eats starfish but Kashuu sure doesn't care.]

Wanna catch one and cook it?