[even if he's being a real punk about things, kashuu's still a good bean. stahn will treat him to lunch and snacks for the whole day to make up for it.
he'll even stop and bring onigiri and iced tea with him just as a bonus.]
I CAN DO IT!!! I'll definitely be there in an hour, I promise!!!!!
[he's going to have to scramble to be able to do it, but stahn is doing his best, okay. he doesn't want kashuu to be mad at him!]
[Even he has lines that he draws in the being-a-jerk sand! Sometimes. Other times he might go a little overboard, but fortunately Stahn will likely never fall into the category of potential targets for that...]
Good! (`A´)
I'm setting your timer now READY SET GO
[And then he'll proceed to sit huffily on his towel under his big beach umbrella for the next hour, because of course he isn't going anywhere.]
but stahn does manage to get there—at about 54 minutes. he's got towels, he's got a beach ball... he's got onigiri and bottled tea—he's ready.
...he's also incredibly out of breath and takes it upon himself to just kind of collapse into the sand next to kashuu's towel while he tries to remember how to breathe.]
[A CLOSE SHAVE. It's a miracle Stahn managed to grab all of that and get ready and get here within the hour, though...
Kashuu peers down at him from over the top of his sunglasses, maybe feeling a liiittle bit bad that Stahn ran all this way, apparently. But only a little!!]
Yeah, just barely. [...] But you still made it in time, so I guess that's fine.
[it's fine... stahn will just lay there in the hot sand and try to catch his breath. and probably also get entirely too much sand in his mullet like this. which is also definitely a mistake, but he was in such a rush that he didn't think to bring anything to tie his hair back with.
o o p s.
either way, he motions towards the bag that houses what he brought—he was a determined soul, for better or for worse.]
[Good thing Kashuu has extra hairties because of course he does... Not that he offers them yet, since he's too busy riding out the tail-end of his huffiness!!]
Mm? Wow... I'm pretty impressed you had time to actually get that together.
[He'll move to open the bag up though and take a peek inside... And while doing that, he'll nod over toward a fresh bowl of shaved ice that he totally didn't get for Stahn.]
I decided I didn't like that flavor, so you can have it.
[he'll sit up after a second, looking to kashuu almost as if he's seeking out some kind of approval..
(and he kind of is, considering the way things went down. he just doesn't want kashuu to be mad at him!)]
Oh... [his eyes shift to the bowl of shaved ice—and stahn, as ever, takes what kashuu is saying at face value. he's a simple boy, okay.] Well... if you're sure, then I'll eat it...
[Kashuu doesn't look mad, at the very least! Even if he's not looking directly at Stahn just yet either... That's mostly just him being a moron, though.]
It's got some nice tropical fruit flavors, so I figured it might be something you'd like. ...Y'know, since it'd be a waste to just throw it away.
[Now he's just sneaking little sideglances to see what Stahn's reaction is... Good work, Kashuu.]
[It's okay because Kashuu kind of forgets Kashuu was annoyed too... He's mostly just pleased that the shaved ice flavor he totally didn't pick specifically for Stahn is an apparent hit.]
It suits the whole beach thing, right? That's what the guy at the stand told me, anyway.
[He may or may not have gone out of his way to ask for something extra beach-y.]
Mm, it's really great! It feels really refreshing on a day like this!
[which really does make it perfect for the beach. which is good, because it's making stahn grin ear-to-ear with his worries all but forgotten. he really is so simple sometimes, it's incredible.]
I never really thought about how good it would be at a place like the beach!
[i sure am glad you made that empty inbox plurk so i manually checked these threads bc i sOMEHOW LOST THE NOTIFS TO BOTH, THANKS DW
But wow it really is just squad moron part 2 electric boogaloo up in here. At least people like them have it a little easier in life... Sometimes being simple in these matters is a blessing. Kashuu himself is already over his dumb 5 year old tantrum, focusing instead on this Very True Statement.]
Right? Oh - and y'know what else I heard is good? Frozen fruit. It sounds weird but apparently it's a big thing out here... Like, frozen grapes or peaches or whatever.
[dw is the hater trying to keep us apart. RUDE AF DW
things are definitely better without the tantrum, and it definitely helps stahn to forget that kashuu was even upset with him in the first place. which is just definitely for the better.]
Frozen fruit? It does sound pretty weird... I've never heard of just eating it frozen before!
But any lingering scrap of Whiny Baby Kashuu is gone now, mostly because he's excited to explain something that he actually knows. It's very rare for him to learn about things that humans don't already know about, okay! This is clearly a big occasion.]
Yeah! Some people put frozen grapes in their drinks instead of ice cubes. Kinda neat, right? I guess they might hurt your teeth if you freeze 'em for too long, though. I dunno, I've never tried it before... But we totally should!
[Too bad he has NO FRUIT and also nowhere to freeze it.]
Frozen grapes instead of ice cubes... that sounds kind of cool!
[he's definitely pretty amazed by it. since... as ever, new things are pretty exciting to him and he can't help but to be curious and enthused by them. it's still just his way, no matter what the circumstances are.]
We definitely should try it sometime! I guess... when we have fruit...? [which is not now, stahn didn't think to bring fruit with him.]
[SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO HIS HAND excitedly, because he's a dweeb.]
Per-fect! Especially the strawberries! I bet those would be super tasty frozen... I wonder if you could use 'em in drinks, too? They're kinda the size of big ice cubes and I bet they'd taste super good in like, orange juice or something.
[Because Kashuu is a moron!! But he's appreciative as always of Stahn's enthusiasm, at least... That kind of reaction makes him think he has Actually Good Ideas.]
Thank yooou! I've spent a little time in some hot places now, so I know all of the best ways to stay cool.
Seriously? I guess really hot weather is just as bad as cold weather when it comes to making people just wanna sleep... But you're totally missing out on all of the good foods if you do that! It's better to just stick your feet in a bucket of cold water to wake yourself up.
[Or maybe be more normal and just sit in front of a fan or remove some excessive articles of clothing, either way.]
It was kind of hard to find cold water in the desert, though....
["seasons" are kind of a loose thing in his world, okay. it's a jrpg world, so there's A Desert Country and A Snowy Country and Not!Japan and Not!Europe. and then there's stahn's home country, which is mostly farmland and fairly warm, temperate weather.
extremes are hard for him.]
But I definitely don't want to miss out on any of the food, either! [the struggle is so very real.]
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he'll even stop and bring onigiri and iced tea with him just as a bonus.]
I CAN DO IT!!! I'll definitely be there in an hour, I promise!!!!!
[he's going to have to scramble to be able to do it, but stahn is doing his best, okay. he doesn't want kashuu to be mad at him!]
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Good! (`A´)
I'm setting your timer now READY SET GO
[And then he'll proceed to sit huffily on his towel under his big beach umbrella for the next hour, because of course he isn't going anywhere.]
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but stahn does manage to get there—at about 54 minutes. he's got towels, he's got a beach ball... he's got onigiri and bottled tea—he's ready.
...he's also incredibly out of breath and takes it upon himself to just kind of collapse into the sand next to kashuu's towel while he tries to remember how to breathe.]
Made... it... [how much did he even run, anyway?]
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Kashuu peers down at him from over the top of his sunglasses, maybe feeling a liiittle bit bad that Stahn ran all this way, apparently. But only a little!!]
Yeah, just barely. [...] But you still made it in time, so I guess that's fine.
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o o p s.
either way, he motions towards the bag that houses what he brought—he was a determined soul, for better or for worse.]
There's... onigiri... and tea, too....
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Mm? Wow... I'm pretty impressed you had time to actually get that together.
[He'll move to open the bag up though and take a peek inside... And while doing that, he'll nod over toward a fresh bowl of shaved ice that he totally didn't get for Stahn.]
I decided I didn't like that flavor, so you can have it.
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(and he kind of is, considering the way things went down. he just doesn't want kashuu to be mad at him!)]
Oh... [his eyes shift to the bowl of shaved ice—and stahn, as ever, takes what kashuu is saying at face value. he's a simple boy, okay.] Well... if you're sure, then I'll eat it...
[it's not like he's going to let it go to waste.]
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It's got some nice tropical fruit flavors, so I figured it might be something you'd like. ...Y'know, since it'd be a waste to just throw it away.
[Now he's just sneaking little sideglances to see what Stahn's reaction is... Good work, Kashuu.]
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It sounds pretty good... [and it looks good, too. it's not like he really had time for much else when rushing out the door and all...
so he's not going to waste any time; eating it before it melts is important anyway. and of course.
it's delicious.
and stahn's expression lights up pretty brightly as a result—he really is a simple soul sometimes.] Mm, it's really tasty!
[for a second here, he's kind of just forgetting that kashuu was annoyed with him to begin with.]
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It suits the whole beach thing, right? That's what the guy at the stand told me, anyway.
[He may or may not have gone out of his way to ask for something extra beach-y.]
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[which really does make it perfect for the beach. which is good, because it's making stahn grin ear-to-ear with his worries all but forgotten. he really is so simple sometimes, it's incredible.]
I never really thought about how good it would be at a place like the beach!
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But wow it really is just squad moron part 2 electric boogaloo up in here. At least people like them have it a little easier in life... Sometimes being simple in these matters is a blessing. Kashuu himself is already over his dumb 5 year old tantrum, focusing instead on this Very True Statement.]
Right? Oh - and y'know what else I heard is good? Frozen fruit. It sounds weird but apparently it's a big thing out here... Like, frozen grapes or peaches or whatever.
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things are definitely better without the tantrum, and it definitely helps stahn to forget that kashuu was even upset with him in the first place. which is just definitely for the better.]
Frozen fruit? It does sound pretty weird... I've never heard of just eating it frozen before!
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But any lingering scrap of Whiny Baby Kashuu is gone now, mostly because he's excited to explain something that he actually knows. It's very rare for him to learn about things that humans don't already know about, okay! This is clearly a big occasion.]
Yeah! Some people put frozen grapes in their drinks instead of ice cubes. Kinda neat, right? I guess they might hurt your teeth if you freeze 'em for too long, though. I dunno, I've never tried it before... But we totally should!
[Too bad he has NO FRUIT and also nowhere to freeze it.]
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[he's definitely pretty amazed by it. since... as ever, new things are pretty exciting to him and he can't help but to be curious and enthused by them. it's still just his way, no matter what the circumstances are.]
We definitely should try it sometime! I guess... when we have fruit...? [which is not now, stahn didn't think to bring fruit with him.]
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When we're done here, we can just stop by the grocery store to pick some up and freeze those. What kinda fruits d'you wanna try frozen?
[He already knows he wants to try some of those grape ice cubes, just because they sound like the kind of novelty he'd enjoy.]
I'm thinking cherries might be good... Or pears, maybe?
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[he needs a second to think about it, though. hm. what other fruits would be good frozen?
kashuu's probably right with his choices, but stahn will throw a couple into the mix.]
What about strawberries? Oh, or bananas!
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Per-fect! Especially the strawberries! I bet those would be super tasty frozen... I wonder if you could use 'em in drinks, too? They're kinda the size of big ice cubes and I bet they'd taste super good in like, orange juice or something.
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[maybe not the bananas, but things like cherries would be good too, stahn thinks.]
They may not be good for ice cubes, but I bet peaches would be really good frozen too!
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[Watermelon is The Beach Food as far as he knows, but heck, he'll ditch tradition if it's for something better.]
Peaches are already good by themselves. I wonder if you could put 'em into a shaved ice dish or something?
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[and stahn is eternally impressed, as ever. because why wouldn't he be?]
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Thank yooou! I've spent a little time in some hot places now, so I know all of the best ways to stay cool.
[Does he, though. Does he really.]
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That's pretty amazing! I've been in some hot places too... but I mostly just wanted to go to sleep when I was in it for too long...
[the deserts of calvalese are a brutal place and stahn is not good in extreme weather at all.]
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Seriously? I guess really hot weather is just as bad as cold weather when it comes to making people just wanna sleep... But you're totally missing out on all of the good foods if you do that! It's better to just stick your feet in a bucket of cold water to wake yourself up.
[Or maybe be more normal and just sit in front of a fan or remove some excessive articles of clothing, either way.]
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["seasons" are kind of a loose thing in his world, okay. it's a jrpg world, so there's A Desert Country and A Snowy Country and Not!Japan and Not!Europe. and then there's stahn's home country, which is mostly farmland and fairly warm, temperate weather.
extremes are hard for him.]
But I definitely don't want to miss out on any of the food, either! [the struggle is so very real.]
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i cant believe this became a tiny crab chase
i can, bc they're still such moerons
truly, til the end... smh
it could never be any other way lbr
you are not incorrect LORD...
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